Take this free 2-minute assessment to uncover which of the three metabolic
dysfunctions are keeping you stuck. Your personalized results will reveal exactly
what's broken and what to do about it.
Take this free 2-minute assessment to uncover which of the three metabolic dysfunctions are keeping you stuck. Your personalized results will reveal exactly what's broken and what to do about it.
If you're exhausted all the time, your belly fat won't budge, and you snap at your family more than you'd like to admit—this isn't about willpower.
Your metabolism has broken down.
Something inside your body has stopped functioning properly, and until you know what it is, nothing will work.
After helping over 15,000 men reclaim their health, I've discovered that 90% of metabolic issues come from just three dysfunctions:
Aging you from the inside out, causing joint pain, brain fog, and slow recovery
Keeping you "wired but tired," storing belly fat, and disrupting your sleep
Converting every meal to fat storage and causing constant cravings
Which specific breakdown is sabotaging your results
Why traditional diet and exercise have failed you
What symptoms are actually warning signs
Your personalized roadmap to repair your metabolism
The exact timeline for getting your body responding again
Jason, 32, with a background in powerlifting and strength sports, had gained 100 lbs in the process. He joined the program to get ahead of his health and focus on looking and feeling more fit.
Michael, 40, had the discipline - training 5 to 6 days a week for years - but the results never showed. Despite all the effort, his body didn’t reflect the work he was putting in. That disconnect wore him down. As a busy husband, father, and high-performer in tech sales, he was tired of spinning his wheels. He needed a smarter system - and with Dad Bod Sculptors, he finally started seeing the transformation he’d been chasing for years.
Domenic, 47, CRO of a major international corporation, woke up in 2024 at 230 lbs, the heaviest he's ever been. With constant travel and balancing family life, he knew it was time for a change.
Zachry
Zachry, 54, Fresh off a divorce and in the worst shape of his life, Zachry felt defeated. Years of yo-yo dieting left him drained - stuck in a cycle he couldn’t break. As a high-level CEO, he thrived at work but felt lost in his health. What he needed was a real reset - and with Dad Bod Sculptors, he finally found a system built to last.
Muhammad
Muhammad, 42, after 20 years of training and hiring top coaches, Muhammad still couldn’t get the results he wanted. His confidence tanked, and frustration built to the point he considered gastric bypass surgery. Then he found Dad Bod Sculptors - and finally achieved the transformation he’d been chasing for decades.
Patrick
Patrick, 42, Software Sales Executive, Husband & Father of 4 and a demanding career, Patrick found himself in a different body than he had in his 30s. The weight was climbing, energy was low, and nothing he used to do seemed to work anymore. He was tired of spinning his wheels with short-term fixes. He needed a sustainable system that fit his life and delivered real results. That’s exactly what he found with Dad Bod Sculptors.
Rob
Rob, 46, Retired Cop, Business Owner, Husband & Father After 20 years of training and dieting, Rob still felt stuck in a bulky 231 lb frame. He was strong but never truly lean, always hitting the same frustrating plateau. As a busy dad and business owner, he needed something that actually worked. With Dad Bod Sculptors, he finally broke the cycle and now sits lean, confident, and in control at 177 lbs.
Mike, 40, was going through major life changes, including a divorce. Despite training 5-6 days a week, he hit a fitness plateau. Our program helped him break through and achieve real results.
JB, 40, a busy business owner, husband, and father of 3, was training consistently but struggled with nutrition. Tired of not looking the part, our program helped him dial it in and finally see the changes.
Alpit, 42, Business Owner, Husband & Father After years of trying to lose weight with no success, Alpit felt stuck and defeated. It affected his mood, his confidence, and even how he showed up for his family. He was winning in business but losing in his health. Dad Bod Sculptors finally gave him the structure and support to turn it all around.
Phil, 41, a busy project management executive, husband, and father, felt his health decline over the past 3 years. Lacking mental clarity and tired of short-term fixes, he knew it was time for real change.
Transform your body, mindset, and energy—become the leader your family, career, and community deserve.
Jason, 32, with a background in powerlifting and strength sports, had gained 100 lbs in the process. He joined the program to get ahead of his health and focus on looking and feeling more fit.
Domenic, 47, CRO of a major international corporation, woke up in 2024 at 230 lbs, the heaviest he's ever been. With constant travel and balancing family life, he knew it was time for a change.
JB, 40, a busy business owner, husband, and father of 3, was training consistently but struggled with nutrition. Tired of not looking the part, our program helped him dial it in and finally see the changes.
Michael, 40, had the discipline - training 5 to 6 days a week for years - but the results never showed. Despite all the effort, his body didn’t reflect the work he was putting in. That disconnect wore him down. As a busy husband, father, and high-performer in tech sales, he was tired of spinning his wheels. He needed a smarter system - and with Dad Bod Sculptors, he finally started seeing the transformation he’d been chasing for years.
Zachry
Zachry, 54, Fresh off a divorce and in the worst shape of his life, Zachry felt defeated. Years of yo-yo dieting left him drained - stuck in a cycle he couldn’t break. As a high-level CEO, he thrived at work but felt lost in his health. What he needed was a real reset - and with Dad Bod Sculptors, he finally found a system built to last.
Muhammad, 42, after 20 years of training and hiring top coaches, Muhammad still couldn’t get the results he wanted. His confidence tanked, and frustration built to the point he considered gastric bypass surgery. Then he found Dad Bod Sculptors - and finally achieved the transformation he’d been chasing for decades.
Patrick
Patrick, 42, Software Sales Executive, Husband & Father of 4 and a demanding career, Patrick found himself in a different body than he had in his 30s. The weight was climbing, energy was low, and nothing he used to do seemed to work anymore. He was tired of spinning his wheels with short-term fixes. He needed a sustainable system that fit his life and delivered real results. That’s exactly what he found with Dad Bod Sculptors.
Rob, 46, Retired Cop, Business Owner, Husband & Father After 20 years of training and dieting, Rob still felt stuck in a bulky 231 lb frame. He was strong but never truly lean, always hitting the same frustrating plateau. As a busy dad and business owner, he needed something that actually worked. With Dad Bod Sculptors, he finally broke the cycle and now sits lean, confident, and in control at 177 lbs.
Alpit, 42, Business Owner, Husband & Father After years of trying to lose weight with no success, Alpit felt stuck and defeated. It affected his mood, his confidence, and even how he showed up for his family. He was winning in business but losing in his health. Dad Bod Sculptors finally gave him the structure and support to turn it all around.
Mike, 40, was going through major life changes, including a divorce. Despite training 5-6 days a week, he hit a fitness plateau. Our program helped him break through and achieve real results.
Phil, 41, a busy project management executive, husband, and father, felt his health decline over the past 3 years. Lacking mental clarity and tired of short-term fixes, he knew it was time for real change.
Transform your body, mindset, and energy—become the leader your family, career, and community deserve.
Right now, as you read this:
Your energy systems are deteriorating further
Your fat-burning mechanisms are shutting down more
Your body is storing more calories as fat
Your health markers are declining
Are tired of their body working against them
Want to understand what's actually wrong
Are ready for a systematic solution
Are serious about fixing the root cause
Want personalized insights, not generic advice
Want quick fixes or magic pills
Aren't willing to face the truth about their health
Want to keep making excuses
Prefer to stay confused and frustrated
Are tired of their body working against them
Want to understand what's actually wrong
Are ready for a systematic solution
Are serious about fixing the root cause
Want personalized insights, not generic advice
Want quick fixes or magic pills
Aren't willing to face the truth about their health
Want to keep making excuses
Prefer to stay confused and frustrated
Less than 5 minutes. There are 21 quick questions about your energy, sleep, and symptoms. Most men complete it during a coffee break.
No. You can begin the quiz immediately. We only ask for your email at the end to deliver your personalized results.
The quiz and results are completely free. No credit card required, ever. If you want help fixing your breakdown, we’ll mention our program, but there’s zero obligation.
This assessment is based on the same diagnostic criteria I use with clients who pay $5,000+ for metabolic restoration. Over 250+ men have validated the accuracy through their transformations.
The quiz simply reveals what’s already happening in your body. Think of it like a check engine light - you can ignore it, but the problem doesn’t go away. Knowledge is power.
No. You’ll get your results immediately, plus a few helpful follow-up emails with actionable tips. You can unsubscribe anytime with one click.
Because you’ve been treating symptoms, not the root cause. This quiz identifies which of your 3 core fat-burning systems has broken down. Fix the right system, get the right results.
That’s actually good news - it means your metabolism isn’t severely damaged but there might be some other issues that’s are going on preventing you from progressing. We’ll show you simple optimizations to get the ball moving again while preventing future breakdowns.
No. This is a metabolic dysfunction assessment based on clinical research. We’re not asking about your workout routine - we’re diagnosing biological breakdowns.
This assessment has helped identify metabolic issues in Fortune 500 executives, professional athletes, and busy fathers worldwide. The science is solid, the results are real.
Take the quiz now and get your answers.
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Your breakdown has a name. Your solution has a plan.
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